host of furious fancies.

Fandom: Band RPS: MCR
Characters & Pairings: Gerard/Mikey. Kind of.
Rating: R FOR CRACK
Word Count: 942
Summary: The problem, Gerard thinks morosely, as he watches Mikey pick out chords on his bass, is that he read The Mists of Avalon at an impressionable age. Fucking Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label.
Warnings for Marion Zimmer Bradley and really cracked-out incest.

Special Disclaimer: OH MY GOD THIS IS FICTION. If you are or know the people on whom these characters are based, PLEASE go away, and PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do not tell me if you read it. I’M SO SORRY, GERARD.

sweetvalleyslut was brave enough to give this a quick read-through. The credit for Ray's line about the brotherly nipple licking goes to an anonymeme genius. This one is all for jjtaylor. It also doesn't have a title, because I am ashamed.

( Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters & Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2250
Summary: It’s just a man failing to reappear, that’s all--now you see him, now you don’t, that’s the only thing that’s real.
Warnings for the events of Order of the Phoenix and Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

This is not a crossover. Inspiration, italicized quotes, and occasional lines of dialogue come directly from Stoppard and were borrowed without permission. I own none of the characters and few of the references. A thousand thank yous to jjtaylor for the absolutely extraordinary beta(s), darkest_light for fueling my madness, and gabby_silang for letting me talk her ear off about a fandom she doesn't care about.

[Story at AO3]

( Now You See Me )

Fandom: Smallville
Characters & Pairings: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Word Count: 949
Summary: These are the quiet moments.
Warnings for pretension and Classical Mythology, I guess.

I was in the shower last night, around midnight, and a number of things came together in my head: a Clex drabble I wrote at Wiscon and never did anything with, an icon Molly had the other day that referenced Theseus and Pirithous and made me think about them again, the thunderstorm outside, the fact that Invention of Love has been on the top of my reference book pile for weeks, the pattern of question-and-answer in the Cupid and Psyche part of Mary Zimmerman's Metamorphoses, Catullus. I got out of the shower and jotted down a few paragraphs before I went to sleep, woke up this morning with more words, and wrote the rest on the plane. It's more than a drabble, less than a story, and entirely unbetaed. This is for Molly, even though she didn't ask for it.

[Story at AO3]

( Ripae Ulterioris Amore )