host of furious fancies.

Fandom: The Wire
Characters & Pairings: Stringer Bell/Jimmy McNulty, Kima Greggs
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 4100
Summary: "You disappoint me, String. I had such fuckin' hopes for us."
Warnings for language, rough unprotected sex, fucked up power dynamics, alcoholism, drunk driving, implied infidelity, and anything else you would expect from fanfiction for this show.

Written for Ally in yuletide 2009.

My thanks to the team of amazing people who helped me write this, or helped me get through writing this, or read it without knowing a thing about the canon, or talked me into writing the story I believed in, are immeasurable. I am especially grateful to my Wire buddies and beta-readers, Warren and Debbie.

If you would like to read this story and have not seen the show, some wonderful person has put the two most relevant contextual scenes on youtube. I have also briefly metaed about the story.

Stated Target

Fandom: American Idol RPS
Characters & Pairings: Adam/Kris/Katy
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 16,000
Summary: It would not be an overstatement to say that Adam knows something about sex toys.
Warnings/enticements for sex, sex toys, people talking about sex, product placement, unlikely bus routes, recreational drug use, pegging, dirty talk, phone sex, threesomes, polyamory, and, I imagine, an incredibly inaccurate portrayal of the shenanigans that occur on American Idol tours.

The genesis of this story belongs entirely to the wonderful airgiodslv, who made this amazing post. It turns out that I am helpless before the words "pegging" and "threesome". I took a lot of liberties with canon—including leaving Drake out entirely—but I did try to be a thorough researcher. Thanks to trinity_clare and aria for beta, and especially to bexless, for beta, for being kind of magic, and for holding my hand on this one from the very beginning. All errors, of course, are my own.

[Story at AO3]

( Bingo )

Fandom: Band RPS: MCR
Characters & Pairings: Frank/Brian
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 3350
Summary: “You hate all tours at four weeks in,” Brian says unsympathetically, “I’ve been expecting this call for days, Frank, where have you been?”
Warnings for phone sex, references to alcoholism, and the Summer of Like.

I had some trouble with the concept of "ficlet". jjtaylor made me make it twice as long, penguinkye made me make it twice as porny, and reflectedeve refused to take my side, so you have them to thank for most of the good bits. Rather to my chagrin, I had to cut Jamia out of this universe, but it is my firm belief that she is off somewhere else, being completely and totally awesome, entirely independent of Frank. For fuschia, who requested Frank/Brian, and may have gotten rather more than she bargained for.

[Story at AO3]

( Negotiations )

Fandom: Band RPS: MCR
Characters & Pairings: Ray/Bob
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 1442
Summary: “Actually,” Bob starts, but Ray is already lost, again, eyes on the laptop screen and hands on the keys, eyes glazing over with melodies. “Toro,” Bob says, louder, “Ray, seriously, you need to take a fucking break.”

I sat down thinking I was working on an entirely different story, and wrote this instead. It's kinda porny. Thanks to k_patrick for educating me about video games and penguinkye for beta-reading, hand-holding, and some hilarious adventures with the thesaurus. fayemeadows, who requested Ray/Bob, making music.

[Story at AO3]

( half rest )

Fandom: Band RPS: MCR
Characters & Pairings: Gerard/Mikey. Kind of.
Rating: R FOR CRACK
Word Count: 942
Summary: The problem, Gerard thinks morosely, as he watches Mikey pick out chords on his bass, is that he read The Mists of Avalon at an impressionable age. Fucking Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label.
Warnings for Marion Zimmer Bradley and really cracked-out incest.

Special Disclaimer: OH MY GOD THIS IS FICTION. If you are or know the people on whom these characters are based, PLEASE go away, and PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do not tell me if you read it. I’M SO SORRY, GERARD.

sweetvalleyslut was brave enough to give this a quick read-through. The credit for Ray's line about the brotherly nipple licking goes to an anonymeme genius. This one is all for jjtaylor. It also doesn't have a title, because I am ashamed.

( Marion Zimmer Bradley should come with a warning label )

Fandom: Band RPS: The Hush Sound & Cobra Starship
Characters & Pairings: Greta/Vicky-T
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 1487
Summary: Vicky-T is wearing striped stockings, black and white like piano keys, uneven stripes climbing her long, long legs to the hem of her black babydoll dress.

This was originally begun for oxoniensis’s porn battle (prompt Greta/Vicky-T, stockings), but I didn’t finish it in time. Which is just fine, really, as it was clearly meant to be a birthday present for sweetvalleyslut all along. Many thanks to yarngeek for answering logistical questions about garter belts, and jjtaylor for the speedy, wonderful, and extremely helpful beta.

[Story at AO3]

( Fantaisie-Impromptu )

HP; Remus/Sirius
152 words; G

Notes: Prompt: warm stone. dogdaysofsummer Day 1.

( Tactile )

Fandom: Firefly
Characters & Pairings: Kaylee/Inara
Rating: PG
Word Count: 378
Summary: Inara isn’t running from, she’s running to.

Title from the Indigo Girls. Shuddup. And I have no idea how to spell the name of that planet with the Companion school that's mentioned the one time in "Heart of Gold," so I made it up. This in unbetaed, etc.

[Story at AO3]

( Free In You )

Smallville
Clark/Lex; Adult

Notes: This was written partly for thamiris's Porn-o-Thon and partly for the ongoing Geologyfic party in my head. It is also weird and rifty and may not actually make a lot of sense.

( Pyroclastics )

Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters & Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2250
Summary: It’s just a man failing to reappear, that’s all--now you see him, now you don’t, that’s the only thing that’s real.
Warnings for the events of Order of the Phoenix and Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

This is not a crossover. Inspiration, italicized quotes, and occasional lines of dialogue come directly from Stoppard and were borrowed without permission. I own none of the characters and few of the references. A thousand thank yous to jjtaylor for the absolutely extraordinary beta(s), darkest_light for fueling my madness, and gabby_silang for letting me talk her ear off about a fandom she doesn't care about.

[Story at AO3]

( Now You See Me )